How do you find having a sibling? Someone whose sole purpose in life is to compete for your parents' love and attention?

Blair

Flying in from Paris to escort me back? How dumb does she think I am? She has some bomb she wants to drop on me in a controlled environment surrounded by air marshals and French people.

Blair

[to Serena] What are you, exactly, an 18-year-old blonde coincidence? Call me in six months when he meets his next coincidence. That is, if he even leaves his wife, which I highly doubt.

Blair

I sorry Miss Blair. I not talking with Vanya, and now he not stop calling. And texting. And tweeting. And writing on wall.

Dorota

I want to hear all about the wedding. If I hadn't been boycotting the floral industry I'd have been there.

Gabriela

[to Vanessa] Come on - Cece's heart pumps secrets and gin - it's not your mom's fault.

Dan

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. And what am I most thankful for? The truth. Sometimes it's the truth you've been trying not to face, or the truth that will change your life. Sometimes it's the truth that's a long time coming. Or the truth that you prayed would never see the light of day. Some truths may not be heard the way we hoped they would. But they linger, long after they've been said. But the kind of truth I'm most thankful for? The kind you never see coming, that falls right into your lap. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Gossip Girl

Chuck: Hey, do you mind if I stay?
Blair: Yes. But that's why I love you.

[to Nate] Come on. Let's go get drunk.

Chuck

Nate: Don't go with Tripp.
Serena: Nate ...
Nate: Look, I know what I did was wrong. But I did it because ... ever since last week, ever since three years ago when you left ... please don't go. Please stay here with me. Please give me a chance.

[to Nate] Tell her how you feel. Give her a chance to be with a guy who does deserve her.

Chuck

Gabriela: I can't believe I didn't see this until now.
Dan: See what?
Gabriela: You're in love with her. It's all over your face.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.

[to Dorota] Hello is the word you're looking for.

Blair