Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.


Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Don't you see? Jesus drove you here!
Georgina: Actually, I believe his name was Jesús...

Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.


[sizing up Georgina's character] I sense aspiration, yearning, striving to be accepted. Then I sense this appealing counter note of sincerity ... This is the story of a young girl who is enjoying her first taste of the spoils of dirty oil. It's perfect.


If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.


Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

This is an adult scandal.


Georgina: No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.
Chuck: That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering.
Georgina: To each his own holy water.

Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.

I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.


Serena: The entire thing was a scam.
Chuck: His suits never did fit well.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Blair: You don't sound like yourself.
Georgina: That's because I'm not.
Blair: I don't think Jesus would like that.
Georgina: You can tell Jesus the bitch is back.

Every time I try to move on, you're right there.