Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes
Nate: Did I hear Reyna just leave? What is that, three days in a row now? Things are getting serious.
Chuck: Not fast enough. We're stuck in this meaningless mind-blowing sex loop.
Nate: I'm sorry to hear that.
Dan: Are you seriously letting Serena's stalker move in here?
Rufus: I told you last week this was a possibility.
Dan: I didn't think you'd actually do it. Especially without talking to me first.
Well that's the grand tour. Bedroom's in the back, kitchen's in the front. Nineties rock relics everywhere.
Rufus
Blair: Maybe all I have to do to get Epperley off my back is to get her on hers.
Intern: Last time I checked the intern packet, I don't think "Pimp Daddy" was included in the description of duties.
Blair: Well it just so happens that Epperley's perfect partner also owns the perfect hotel to host tonight's kick-off party. Ah, two birds, one Bass.
Raina Thorpe: Don't move.
Chuck: Don't worry.
Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste.
Chuck
A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold.
You say potato, judge says pedophile.
Damien
Oh, look it's Georgina baby.
Blair Waldorf
Epperley: As it turns out, your friend wasn't worthy.
Blair: Tell me about it. I've been trying to convince people for years. But just so you know, he was never really my friend.
When I got locked up I... befriended some not very good guys. I found out the hard way. When you do things that betray who you are, it can become very difficult to recognize yourself. I don't want to see that happen to you.
Ben
Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.
Blair
