Popular Greek Quotes
I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!
Besty
Kill her then have sex with her - it's the Kappa Tau way.
Cappie
Melanie? Oh come on you're a Tri-Pi. You take off your clothes for a grocery store grand-opening.
Casey
If Harry Potter can flash his wand in Equus, we should be able to show off our undies without punishment.
Casey
You single handedly stimulated the local undergarment industry - Obama can't say that.
Ashley
Dr. Hastings: I'm not interested in your personal life, Cartwright!
Rusty: But you're the one who told me to lavaliere, I thought you'd want to know what happened.
Dr. Hastings: Oh yes, please, I'm dying to hear. It's all I've been thinking about. Between my wife snoring and an enlarged prostrate, that forces me to get up and urinate a dozen times, plus pondering the trials and tribulations of your love life, I could hardly sleep last night.
Hell to the no! I'm not in a number 4 sorority!
Laura
We may be November, but we're still July in spirit.
Casey
Evan: You know, I almost punched a guy in there because he asked for more gravy?
Cappie: That sounds like a worthy fight to me!
Rusty: Beaver, will you be my lavaliere bearer?
Beaver: What's a lavaliere bear, dude?
Rusty: Bearer - you just hold onto the lavaliere until I'm ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?
Casey: There must be some mistake - ZBZ IS July. We're always July. You know, sexy bathing suits, flags, sexy bathing suits...
Rebecca: Flags!
Casey: Yeah, and November is just turkeys...
Rebecca: And sweet potatoes and green bean casserole!
Casey: Yeah, how do you dress up as a sexy green bean casserole?
But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.
Dale
