I'll go save Spiderwoman.

Cappie

I'm trying this year.

Cappie

No tests? Is this what happens before noon? I love morning time.

Cappie

Dana: You look like a teen movie villain. Dale: And you look like the nerdy girl before the makeover.

Deny, Deny, Deny. And if you can't, pin it on someone else.

Rebecca

There is being cut throat than there is being an ass. You are the latter.

Casey

I am the star of my own life. I deserve to be center stage.

Beaver

Can you believe they almost shut down the Glee club? Again!

Beaver

I'm reading Don't Mock the Killing Birds all by myself.

Beaver

Everybody cares about the flashy stuff.

Ashleigh

Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!

Cappie

Thank you Shake Weight for Men!

Cappie

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale