Ashleigh became a fan of Color Me Bad?

Casey

She's Ashleigh, not Chuck Liddell.

Casey

You Facebook stalked me? Who does that?

Casey

Dale, what's the deal? Can't do book club anymore?

Cappie

Casey: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Evan: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Rusty: Why is she kissing that old guy?

That was before he had sex with all of those hookers and resigned in disgrace.

Rebecca

It's Calvin-mas.

Ashleigh

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Calvin

Daley won't even do book club anymore.

Cappie

I'm president, I do final touches only.

Rebecca

I'm so the next Jason Bourne.

Rusty

Real men study for their grades.

Dale

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale