Greek Season 4 Episode 4: "All About Beav" Quotes
You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.
Beaver
I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.
Catherine
Evan is Lord of the Douche.
Cappie
I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.
Rebecca
Rebecca: I forgot how good you cleaned up.
Cappie: And I remembered you don't wear underwear with that dress.
I gave her the hemlock.
Beaver
I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?
Ashleigh
Thank you Shake Weight for Men!
Cappie
Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!
Cappie
Everybody cares about the flashy stuff.
Ashleigh
I'm reading Don't Mock the Killing Birds all by myself.
Beaver
Can you believe they almost shut down the Glee club? Again!
Beaver
