Dale: You are totally turned on right now, aren't you?
Laura: I am.
Dale: Ha, I'm not.

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Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?

Dale

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Who is Walter?

Rusty

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Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.

Casey

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Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.

Catherine

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It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.

Calvin

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I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.

Catherine

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What's with the eyewear, Snookie?

Calvin

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Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.

Pledge Spidey

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I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie

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