This weekend is all about charm, flattery, and shameless butt-kissing.

Ashley

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Casey: Between Pan-Hellenic, the pledges, my classes, and the house, I have too much on my plate already.
Ashley: Well, why can't you have more than one plate - you can have two plates - maybe a chafing dish.

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Friends are fun. I think Plato said that... or Elmo.

Cappie

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Helping is great. I think Elmo said that... or Plato.

Cappie

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Jordan: School's not for everyone.
Rusty: Well it should be.

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Lana: What does a helper-ish friend do?
Cappie: Other than make great meals out of hamburger.

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As your friend, I'm telling you, I don't like Douche Bigelow over there.

Evan

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Jordan: You surprised me to study?
Rusty: As foreplay...

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I guess rich people are more comfortable with cheating than hypocrisy.

Rebecca

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Put your money in your sock, never eat from a cart, and never ever trust anyone like me.

Cappie

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