Who is Walter?

Rusty

Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.

Casey

Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.

Catherine

It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.

Calvin

I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.

Catherine

What's with the eyewear, Snookie?

Calvin

Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.

Pledge Spidey

I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie

Heath's a stripper? Hot.

Rebecca

What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?

Cappie

You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.

Heather

Spidey and Spitter, that's fun to say.

Cappie

Greek Season 4 Quotes

How am I supposed to look cute in this stupid graduation burka?

Casey

There's Casey. I could spot those blonde locks in the middle of a Swedish flea market.

Dale