I just have to figure out the whole paying rent to a landlord thing.

Ashleigh

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• Added: February 01, 2011

I'm so glad to have my happy go lucky Spitter back.

Cappie

• Permalink: I'm so glad to have my happy go lucky Spitter back.
• Added: February 01, 2011

You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.

Beaver

• Permalink: You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.
• Added: January 24, 2011

I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.

Catherine

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• Added: January 24, 2011

Evan is Lord of the Douche.

Cappie

• Permalink: Evan is Lord of the Douche.
• Added: January 24, 2011

I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.

Rebecca

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• Added: January 24, 2011

Rebecca: I forgot how good you cleaned up.
Cappie: And I remembered you don't wear underwear with that dress.

• Permalink: I forgot how good you cleaned up. And I remembered you don't w...
• Added: January 24, 2011

I gave her the hemlock.

Beaver

• Permalink: I gave her the hemlock.
• Added: January 24, 2011

I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?

Ashleigh

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• Added: January 24, 2011

Thank you Shake Weight for Men!

Cappie

• Permalink: Thank you Shake Weight for Men!
• Added: January 24, 2011

Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!

Cappie

• Permalink: Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!
• Added: January 24, 2011

Everybody cares about the flashy stuff.

Ashleigh

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• Added: January 24, 2011