Mer's lawyer: Dr. Grey's bleeding heart got the better of her. But she is an award-winning surgeon. She saves lives every day --
Judge: Did you bring an actual violin, counselor? 

Jackson: There's something there that is broken beyond repair.
Maggie: In this metaphor am I the thing that's broken beyond repair? Am I the thing that should be thrown over a cliff now?
Jackson: No. No, not you, Maggie. Us.

Amelia: So you're still broken up? That's sticking?
Maggie: It's very, very sticking. I think I deserve better than someone who regularly abandons me for, you know, trees. So yeah; it's sticking.
Mer: You're OK, right?
Maggie: Oh yeah, we're fine. Our parents are married fo each other, so we're friends.
DeLuca: Or like siblings.
Maggie: We're definitely not like siblings.

Vic: I am just getting out of a serious relationship.
Jackson: Me too
Vic: Did you love her?
Jackson: I did, yeah.
Vic: Me too. And he died.
Jackson: I'm really sorry to hear that.
Vic: Yeah, me too.
Jackson: So probably not the very best time for both of us to be dating someone new.
Vic: Yeah probably not. Because we're both supposed to be miserable for as long as possible.
Jackson: Well, when you put it like that.

Teddy: Tell me, how's work?
Bailey: I fired all of my favorite people, and my least favorite person has power over me. And my righteous anger is exhausting.

Richard: I applied with a job last week with Pacific Northwest General. Did they call you? I put you down as one of my references.
Alex: I don't know.
Richard: You don't know?
Alex: I don't answer the phone if I don't recognize the number.
Richard: You don't check your messages? I hate your generation. I hate any generation other than my own.
Alex: Same.

Carina: I've been wondering if you would come see me.
Amelia: You have?
Carina: Well, I've been noticing the changes in your body and the fullness in your breasts.
Amelia: Oh, well I didn't know it was mutual.
Carina: Mutual?
Amelia: I mean I kinda had a crush, but I didn't know if ... .

Amelia, are you here for your pregnancy or asking for a menage a trois?

Carina

Maggie: When did that happen?
Jackson: When did what happen?
Maggie: Please don't be intentionally obtuse.
Jackson: Vic and I are friends,Maggie. Come on.
Maggie: Friends with benefits?
Jackson: No, actually.
Maggie:No, or not yet? Her fiance was my patient.
Jackson: Yeah, I know.
Maggie: It's none of my business.
Jackson: I agree.
Maggie: Right. Because I don't like you, and you don't like me, and we're not friends, so it's none of my business.

Maggie: Does Meredith know?
Amelia: No.
Maggie: Owen?
Amelia: No, no. No one knows.
Maggie: Except for me, who somehow knows about everyone's wombs. 

Maggie: He just walked out of the fog with a new girlfriend, like I never existed. I think I might actually hate him.
Zola: My teacher said hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. 
Maggie: Go get ready for school.

don't talk to me about teaching I taught my entire career. Some kids get it, and some kids don't. And you don't find out until two years later when you either get a beautiful thank you note, or you find out one of them tried to rob a library naked.

Shirley

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey