Mer: Do you know what happened? Do you know where you are?
Amelia: I had a surgery. I had a brain tumor.
Mer: Call Koracik!
Amelia: No. Koracik is such a blowhard. You should call Derek...what?

Catherine: I've been on the planet for six decades. There are penises in my life that are not attached to you. Stop trying to change the subject.
Richard: I don't even know what the subject is.

Are there any women in your life you don't lie to?

Megan

The second shooter was an Iraqi woman. That guy tried to stop her.

Soldier

He's got that vise grip so tight his testicles are about to fall off.

Megan

Nathan: It's not exactly a ring but...
Megan: Not a ring? Don't you dare do the thing unless you're going to do the thing.

OK, I get this and you stay in Seattle.

Owen

Teddy: How could you do this to her?
Nathan: I don't know. We were fighting and--
Teddy: You were fighting so you propose to her using your side piece's jewelry?

Owen: Riggs never said anything. All this time.
Megan: Yeah, well. He's a good guy.

And just for the record, you judgemental jackass, I cheated on Nathan first!

Megan

Owen: Do you think we got this wrong? Made the wrong decison?
Amelia: No, but I wish I did.

If I had that much money, I wouldn't be here. I'd buy a boat, a big boat.

Alex

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey