THIS is what a feminist looks like, sir.


April: Save it. I made dinner.
Jackson: What is it, boiled bunny? Because you sound crazy.

I'm not leaving, because I told you I'm not giving up. If you want to trade nights on the couch we can do that, but I'm not moving out of my home.


Men do it all the time. They walk in. They adjust their man parts. They get more money.


I think you'll be a good dad. Your babies will so foul-mouthed and dirty and cute.