JANE DOE: "So, you and the redhead gonna let me go home? Or are you too busy making eyes at each other to even ask?" ALEX: [silent]
JANE DOE: "What?"
ALEX: "Ava..."
JANE DOE: "No. It’s Shannon."
ALEX: "Listen..."
JANE DOE: "My name is Shannon. Shannon Marie."
ALEX: "I’m sorry."

RICHARD: "Sloan. You brought me to a bar. You know I don’t drink."
MARK: "Which is perfect. Better to keep your mind sharp. Let the ladies do the drinking."

SUSAN: "It’s freezing out here and I’ve been working myself up to saying this, well for a while now. So I need you to let me in now, please. (she comes inside) It’s my fault your father didn’t fight harder for you. I knew about you. I could have pushed him to be a part of your life. I should have pushed him. You were a child. We were the adults. But we were just married and it was new and… that’s what I cared about. And I know the groceries and everything are a little much, but that’s just what I do. I mean, quit lookin’ at me like I’m crazy. ‘Cause that’s not fair. I’m just tryin’ to find a way to be there for you, the only way that I know how. And if you can’t accept that, then fine. Just stop being so rude. And I…ok, I’m overstepping again, aren’t I?"
MEREDITH: "As mothers go, I’ve only ever known overbearing, never overprotective. This is all new. It’s ok."
SUSAN: "It is?"
MEREDITH: "Yes."

MEREDITH: "Seriously."
SUSAN: "Okay, that stops right now."
MEREDITH: "It’s just, I’m waiting for Derek, and I’m very tired."
SUSAN: "I don’t care. Let me in."
MEREDITH: "Excuse me!"

RICHARD: "Addison, I wouldn’t know where to start."
ADDISON: "Ask me to dance."
RICHARD: "Well, there’s no dance floor."
ADDISON: "So? Ask me anyway."

RICHARD: "Well, you think about it. I mean, when you’re married you like to think you still have game."
ADDISON: "Practice on me."
RICHARD: "I’m sorry?"
ADDISON: "Mark’s right. I mean, he’s wrong about so many things, but he is right about this. You need to get back out there. So, practice."

RICHARD: "The last time I tried to pick up a woman I had a Harvey Wallbanger in one hand and an afro pick in the other."
ADDISON: "Oh, Richard."

MARK: "Not just surgery, but chief of surgery!"
WOMAN: "Really?"
RICHARD: "Um, well, not for much longer."
MARK: "I’m gonna go, over there. Hold down the fort, Chief."

MARK: "There´s no need to be embarrassed. It's time to shake off the rust and get back in the game. I'll be your wingman."
RICHARD: "I have nothing to say."
MARK: "We´d make a great team."

"I can say Hail Marys until... until I turn into Mary, but I still miss you. Not the sex. It was not tragic, George. I will live without it... but I won't make it if you can't be my friend."

IZZIE

ALEX: "You may be confused, since you were basically raised by wolves, but this is what mothers do. They stop by, they stock the fridge... Hey dude, you think she might do our laundry?"
MEREDITH: "Hey! Get your own fake mom!"

"I need to force him into the defensive... Take his queen."

CRISTINA

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey