Grey's Anatomy
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MEREDITH: "I just agreed to have dinner at my father’s house. Tonight."
DEREK: "Oh."
MEREDITH: "And, Cristina slept with Colin Marlow."
DEREK: "Marlow? Transplant Marlow?"
MEREDITH: "They had a thing when she was a student.
DEREK: "He slept with Christina?"
MEREDITH: "Derek!"
DEREK: "Oh, right, sorry, okay. Um... have dinner at your house. It’s your place, I’ll come. I’ll be your wingman. It’ll be fun. Okay, it won’t be fun. It’ll be fine. They’re your family."
MEREDITH: "Why does everyone assume that?"
DEREK: "Because you deserve to have a family. Even if you don’t like them."
GEORGE: "C'mon! She's Izzie! She's blonde. She's stacked. She's a supermodel. And I'm... I mean, I'm George."
CALLIE: [pauses] "So what does that make me?"
CRISTINA: "Do you remember all the other times I’ve spoken to you about my sex life?"
IZZIE: "No..."
CRISTINA: "Exactly."
IZZIE: "So were there any little blue pills involved, or is he untouched by the miracle of time?"
ALEX: "Dude, that's just wrong, don't answer that."
IZZIE: "C'mon, he's not a young man. He wasn't getting a little help? Popping the pill? Dad's best friend? C'mon, you're going to give me nothing after everything we've been through? Nothing?"
CRISTINA: "It's a miracle drug. And someday it's going to save your life."
IZZIE: "You need to bond with your people. People are what matters."
MEREDITH: "I hate people."
"Yes, he made some mistakes, but he’s not a monster. He’s just an inarticulate person that spills food on his shirt... a lot."
SUSAN
ALEX: [about Izzie] "What's her problem?"
CRISTINA: "Still drunk."
GEORGE: "Izzie."
IZZIE: "George."
GEORGE: "What the hell happened last night? Did I at least call Callie before I passed out?"
IZZIE: "What if it's God's plan?"
ADDISON: "So... God wants you to be an adulterer?"
[narrating] "The thing about plans is they don't take into account the unexpected, so when we're thrown a curve ball, whether its in the O.R. or in life, we have to improvise. Of course, some of us are better at it than others. Some of us just have to move on to plan B, and make the best of it. And sometimes what we want is exactly what we need. But sometimes, sometimes what we need is a new plan."
MEREDITH
"Let's meet the contenders. Let's see. This is, this is Maggie. Married a high school sweetheart and has two kids. Loves being a mom. Coaches her daughter's basketball team. And makes an insane banana cream pie. And this is Elizabeth. Graduated from Northwestern. Met her husband at a political rally where they got arrested and fell in love. She's all angry and fired up, but everyone forgives her cause she means well. This, one, this one is Ava. She's funny, she's tough and a little neurotic sometimes, but you get used to it. You can tell she's been through a lot in her life, but it only made her stronger, you know?"
ALEX
MARK: "What do do you consider your weaknesses?"
ADDISON: "I don't have any. I'm that good. What are yours?"
MARK: "I'm an easy mark for evil redheads."
