IZZIE: "You made me burn my french toast."
GEORGE: "You can buy new french toast!"

IZZIE: "It's at the bank, okay George? So just shut up about it already."
GEORGE: "It's at the bank? It's earning interest?"
IZZIE: "Did I just not say shut up about it already?"
GEORGE: "Izzie. It's real now. Money could travel. It could buy things. It could buy many, many things. That's a- It's a lot of money, Izzie!"
IZZIE: "Shut up about it, George!"
GEORGE: "I'm just saying. I'm just saying life is short. You know it's like cancer happens and surgery happens and you know, you got... rosebuds! You got 8.7 million rosebuds, Izzie! Now go spend some rosebuds, that's what I'm saying."

MARK: "Isn't it the same with all men?"
CALLIE: "No. Some men just like kids. To uh, to some men, family is everything."
MARK: "And you know these men?"
CALLIE: "I do. I know one."
MARK: "I would've made a terrible father."

MARK: "You think I'd be a terrible father?"
CALLIE: "I don't.. I don't.. Okay, do you like kids?"
MARK: "I don't know. It depends on how loud they are."
CALLIE: "Okay, do you like your family? I mean, are you a family kind of guy?"
MARK: "I don't really have a family. Derek... Derek was my family."
CALLIE: "Okay, well, what about birthdays and anniversaries. Do you remember those sorts of things?"
MARK: "No. I don't know. Sometimes."

MEREDITH: "Do you snore?"
THATCHER: "What?"
MEREDITH: "It appears that I snore. My mother never did, so I was just... Forget it."
THATCHER: "I snore. I snore like a trucker. You get that from me. The wax earplugs work pretty good."
MEREDITH: "Thanks."

MEREDITH: "Is there a drawer of unopened cards somewhere?"
THATCHER: "I'm sorry. What?"
MEREDITH: "I just wanted to know... I've only ever heard my mother's version of the story of why you left and I... I was wondering if maybe you had the side I hadn't heard."
THATCHER: "Your mother moved to Boston. And uh, I wanted to.. but she told me not to call or come around and... Uh, she was.. eventually I got re-married and I... I'm sorry."

MIRANDA: "You paid $300,000 so that you could scrub in on this surgery?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "No?"
IZZIE: "I spent three... Have you seen that girl? Her life is miserable. She's desperate. She'll never have a date. She'll never wear high heels. She'll never feel normal. I spent 300 grand because it's a good thing."
MIRANDA: "I was hoping you would tell me you spent the money so you could scrub in."

IZZIE: "I'm both."
MIRANDA: "What?"
IZZIE: "I'm both. I'm a surgeon and I am a person who becomes emotionally involved. I will never again cross the line like I did with Denny. I have learned my lesson. But I'm still both, and I'm not going to give up either part of me. And I am not going to apologize for it."

CRISTINA: "There's a club. The Dead Dads Club. And you can't be in it until you're in it. You can try to understand, you can sympathize. But until you feel that loss... My dad died when I was nine. George, I'm really sorry you had to join the club."
GEORGE: "I... I don't know how to exist in a world where my dad doesn't."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, that never really changes."

RICHARD: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "My son was named after his son. I just need a moment."

PRESTON: "I haven't had a tremor."
DEREK: "Wow. That's great to hear."

MARK: "She told you."
CALLIE: "Yeah."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey