Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Quotes
MEREDITH: "Oh, you have got to be kidding me? Where's George?"
DEREK: "Spent the night at the hospital."
MEREDITH: "And you slept in his bed! All night?"
DEREK: "No, right after you fell asleep."
GEORGE: "I'm not scared."
CALLIE: [stares] "You sure about that?"
GEORGE: "Okay, now I'm scared of you."
ADDISON: "If you say something wrong, then you apologize."
PRESTON: "I didn't do anything wrong."
ADDISON: "Did she?"
PRESTON: "She doesn't seem to think so."
ADDISON: "That's pathetic."
MRS. O'MALLEY: "Is that your ex-boyfriend?"
MEREDITH: "No, that's my ex-father."
IZZIE: "I would really like to scrub in."
MIRANDA: "Did you deposit the check?"
IZZIE: "It's my money. I should get to do what I want with it."
MIRANDA: "You get a 5 percent return on a 6 month CD? And the time we've been standing here, you could have just made 400 dollars."
MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."
IZZIE: "Surgery's today?"
GEORGE: "Yeah. I'm okay."
IZZIE: "Yeah, I have a really good feeling."
GEORGE: "Yeah?"
IZZIE: "Yeah, I didn't even bake anything for you."
GEORGE: "Thank you."
MEREDITH: "Do you know what's not charming?"
DEREK: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Your morning breath."
DEREK: "Sorry, what?"
MEREDITH: "I'm just saying seeing how you're always up before me, you might consider brushing your teeth."
DEREK: [laughs] "Okay. This is me brushing my teeth."
MEREDITH: "Thank you."
MEREDITH: "You're watching me sleep again?"
DEREK: "You're cute when you sleep. What can I say?"
MEREDITH: "But don't you sleep? Why are you always up before the alarm?"
DEREK: "Well, I'm a light sleeper. It's no big deal."
MEREDITH: "So something woke you up."
DEREK: "It's no big deal."
CALLIE: "You know Shepherd pretty well, yeah?"
MIRANDA: "Lots of hair. Too many women. Likes elevators and long walks on the beach."
MARK: "Do you like wasting my time? Is it fun for you?"
ALEX: "No, sir."
MARK: "Then get it right."
ADDISON: "Do you like abusing interns? Is it fun for you?"
MARK: "Yes, it is. And in case you've forgotten, you don't get to high-horse me this week, Addison. Not this week." [leaves]
ALEX: "He's an ass."
ADDISON: "Not this week."
CRISTINA: "You know if you want to thank me, um you can ask Derek if Burke has had any tremors?"
MEREDITH: "Talk to him."
CRISTINA: "No, because then he wins."
MEREDITH: "Wins what?"
CRISTINA: "Forget it."
