Grey's Anatomy
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CRISTINA: "I'm scrubbing in on a surgery with Dr. Burke this morning."
MIRANDA: "Of course you are. Karev, Sloan. Grey, Pit. Stevens, shadow Karev. And let me remind you again of the rules of your probation."
ALEX: "I think she knows the rules, Dr. Bailey."
MIRANDA: "No touching patients, no talking to patients, no rolling your eyes at patients, or your superiors."
DEREK: "Hey! Good Morning Addison!"
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
DEREK: "It's a greeting. Used in civilized cultures by their civilized inhabitants."
ADDISON: "You're smiling."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's called happiness. I understand why you wouldn't recognize it."
ADDISON: "Woah, woah, woah, wait, wait wait. We're, uh, being mature about this."
DEREK: "Yes, we are going to peacefully coexist in this hospital. Unless you've reconsidered moving back to New York. [pauses] Okay then, we will peacefully coexist."
ADDISON: "Interesting."
RONNIE: "That sounds dangerous, Is that dangerous?"
GEORGE: "No, it's not dangerous."
RONNIE: "Look, I didn't ask you, I asked the doctor."
JERRY: "Yeah, let the doctors speak, Georgey."
GEORGE: "White coat. Let's look at the white coat!"
"And so then I just, I just popped his shoulder right back in! He didn't even flinch! Your brother is hard core."
CALLIE
ALEX: "Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-"
IZZIE: "Which one of these cases do you need us on?"
MARK: "It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
ALEX: "Cool, that's it?"
MARK: "See, we're like a well-oiled machine, you and me. I also need you two to get me a sandwich from that pathetic excuse for a deli. You know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
GEORGE: "I don't see why I can't at least help with my dad's endoscopy!"
MIRANDA: "What part about no working with family do you not understand?"
GEORGE: "I'm not asking to do the procedure-"
MIRANDA: "Fine. Pick an intern. I'm being kind. You want an intern assigned to your Dad's case? Who do you want? Right now! Pick an intern!"
CRISTINA: "Your dad better get something interesting wrong with him real fast."
GEORGE: "You are sick. You are a sick, horrible person!"
PRESTON: "How's your father O'Malley, anything new?"
GEORGE: "He needs an endoscopy, and Bailey won't let me be the intern on his case. But she said I could pick someone else, and I was wondering if Cristina could be the intern on his case."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "That shouldn't be a problem."
CRISTINA: "Uh, yes it is! We have corartendoctonectomy scheduled at noon."
PRESTON: "I'll push it, O'Malley's father deserves the best!"
"It's the car's fault, okay?! SUV's have blind spots the size of Jupiter! And yellin' and fightin' and placin' blame is not goin' to help your child!"
MIRANDA
GEORGE: "I can't believe you just decanulated a heart all by yourself."
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart by myself. I assisted Dr. Burke, who decanulated the heart."
GEORGE: "Why are you being modest? Modest looks weird on you."
CRISTINA: "It's no big deal, George."
IZZIE: "Tell me again why you put up with this crap?"
ALEX: "Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case."
IZZIE: "You sure you wanna do plastics that badly?"
MARK: "There you are! What, did you go all the way to New York for my pastrami?"
ALEX: "Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo."
ADDISON: "Did you see that?"
RICHARD: "Hmm?"
ADDISON: "Sloan. He's using his interns to pick up his dry cleaning, and his lunch!"
RICHARD: [leaves] "I've got to do an endoscopy."
