MIRANDA: "You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows, no one to talk to 23 hours a day. See how deranged you are then."
CRISTINA: "She's a murderer."
MIRANDA: "I didn't say she wasn't. I said, try having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month. My guess is, you'd swallow the entire razor."

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MIRANDA: [to baby] "You know I'm having' a baby too, yes I am! A little boy! Maybe you could meet him someday! How's that sound, does that sound good?" [to Cristina] "Pregnancy has not made me soft. I haven’t gone soft. I don't do soft."
CRISTINA: "Of course not, just talking to a patient."

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MEREDITH: "So, you're giving up your trailer."
DEREK: "I'm not giving up the trailer. Is Addison telling people that I'm giving up the trailer?"
MEREDITH: "It's just funny, I just never would have pegged you as that guy."
DEREK: "What guy?"
MEREDITH: "You know. The marble bath, private pool, gated community guy."
DEREK: "Don't peg me. I'm not peggable."
MEREDITH: "You're pegged. Deal with it."

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[to Izzie] "I had no idea that you and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to, I mean, not good to... Alex? He really is... good. I mean. He's good in the way he's a good person, good. Not that kind of good. You know. Good in bed good. Which. He is. As I'm sure you know. Okay... Well, bye."

OLIVIA

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OLIVIA: "I'm sorry, I still get a little squeamish around leeches."
GEORGE: "Huh. That's not what I've heard."

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"Don’t worry, I only killed three people and none of them were doctors."

CONSTANCE

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CRISTINA: "Is she crazy?"
PARAMEDIC: "If you call a murderer crazy."
CONSTANCE: "Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about!"

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"These are preemies, people. They were supposed to spend another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world."

MIRANDA

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"Yang, how about we do this in plain English?"

MIRANDA

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CRISTINA: [kicks Izzie awake]
IZZIE: "Dammit, what?!"
CRISTINA: "Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse."
IZZIE: "Bitch!"
CRISTINA: [smiles] "I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now."

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"A dog is not a replacement for a human being!"

GEORGE

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PRESTON: "I made breakfast."
CRISTINA: "I don't have time for breakfast! I've got to round before anyone else if I want to get the good cases, you know that!"

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