"I'm a surgeon. There ain't no damn slowing down."

MIRANDA

"Eating is a sport?"

IZZIE

SOPHIE: [to George] "Ooh, an Irishman! I love the Irish. They have a sparkle, you can see it in the eye, and the swagger. O’Malley, show me the swagger."
GEORGE: [walks]
SOPHIE: "The eyes are right, but you’ll have to work on the swagger!"

GEORGE: "Why is she still here?"
NURSE: "Because I am not a bouncer, and this is not a nightclub."

GEORGE: "I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it? [pauses] You hesitated! She hesitated!"
IZZIE: "You hesitated?"
MEREDITH: "I didn’t hesitate, I was thinking."
GEORGE: "You have to think about it? Fine, I’m moving out right now. Later, I’m moving out later. Right now, I have rounds."

DENNY: "Not good, is it?"
IZZIE: [pauses] "You've got time."
DENNY: "Liar."
IZZIE: "Fine. There's no time."
DENNY: "Now that’s just spiteful."

"You just have to know. And when you don't know? No one can fault you for it. You do what you can, when you can, while you can. When you can't, you can't."

MIRANDA

MIRANDA: "I took pause."
CRISTINA: "You paused?"
MIRANDA: "I paused."

DEREK: "You realize this requires Meredith's power of attorney."
RICHARD: "I know."
DEREK: "Well, we need to tell her. It's probably better if it comes from you. With me there's baggage. With you, you're just trying to help out a friend."
RICHARD: [pauses] "Right, right."

DEREK: "I'm just trying to help."
MEREDITH: "Well, see this? What you’re doing, being dreamy? It doesn't help. It hurts me. It messes with my head. You have a wife to go home to and I'm guessing she has no idea where you are right now."
DEREK: "No, she doesn't."
MEREDITH: "That's what I thought."

MEREDITH: "What are you doing here?"
DEREK: "There is a clinical trial to slow the progression of early onset Alzheimer's."
MEREDITH: "Okay. Me, you can screw with. My mother? No. Not acceptable."

"Yang? Why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"

MIRANDA

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."

CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."