Talk about peeing in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Hank [about a dead man in the bathroom]

Wu: This is *a lot* of dead bats.
Hank: And yet, I’m not surprised.

So, long story short, we need to destroyer the Destroyer dude, or we’re toast.

Trubel

Hate to think about where he keeps his wallet.

Sgt. Franco [about a dead naked man]

Ragnarok brings a huge flood... um, the sky is on fire… and all life gets swallowed by wolves. Which if you’re a wolf, that’s good news.

Wu

Monroe: But if you’re right, and this is in some old Grimm book, this could be predetermined!
Hank: We’re talking *fate*?
Monroe: Yeah, in a way. Which of course means *this* conversation was supposed to be.
Wu: ...okay, this is just one big existential migraine.

It’s Hexenbiest blood, not Zauberbiest blood! There *is* a difference!

Adalind

German. Shoulda known!

Nick [confronted by a hostile Wesen]

Hank: I should have gone with him!
Wu: Well, the invitation *wasn’t* really extended to us.
Monroe: Nick was adamant about going solo.
Hank: Well, I’m adamant about getting him outta there!

Nick: Whatever the reason, Adalind is not going in there. We have to find another way.
Monroe: Like what, Nick? Some *other* magic mirror-unlocking gizmo?!
Nick: Why not?

I have a strength and a purpose that I never had before. I know you’re here because you loved me once, and you feel responsible for the bad things that’ve happened. But you can’t change any of it. And I can’t change any of it. And if you could, would you really go back to the way things were, just to be happy? “Happy” doesn’t interest me anymore, Nick, it just gets in the way. I know everything that has happened to us, that brought us together, right here, right now, happened for a reason.

Eve

How do you say “I am a vegetarian” in German?

Eve [offered roasted Blutbad]

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank