Nick: Where's my son?!
Renard: He's safe.
Nick: You're not.
Renard: Neither are you. But we still need to talk.

Let me make this perfectly clear -- you and I don't have complete control here. Welcome home!

Renard

I think there is a choice, even when there appears to be none. But it's the reaction that determines whether the choice is good or bad, not the person who makes it.

Eve

Renard [about baby Kelly]: I'll treat him as I would my own.
Adalind: That's reassuring. You gave our daughter away!

Conrad Bonaparte [about Nick]: We will find him.
Adalind: But I won't have helped.

Nick [about the Magic Stick]: So, does it prove God exists?
Trubel [alarmed]: Damn, that's kinda big!

Renard: Nick, sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to let them go.
Nick: And sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to kill the people who threaten them!

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

I can fry water!

Hank [defending his culinary skills]

I lost my mom when I was 12. And I got her back, and lost her again. I would never do that to Kelly.

Nick

Got a wound on his jugular. And by 'wound,' I mean someone chewed him up with a chain saw. Fun stuff!

Sgt. Franco [about a dead body]

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank