Happy Endings Season 3 Episode 7: "No-Ho-Ho" Quotes
I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.Jane
I didn't vote for Obama because I didn't respect his March Madness bracket!Max
Are you back on the sweet and creamy?Brad [to Max]
What's gonna be open on Christmas? A gas station, drug store, Israel?Penny
Happy birthday Jane...and Jesus.Jane
Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.
I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.Brad [to Jane]
Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.Brad