I just wasn't ready to open that rabbit hole.

Alex

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Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!

Max

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Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!

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Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.

Jane [about Brad]

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All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.

Jane

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I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.

Brad [about Meryl Streep]

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You'd think baby number three would just fall out!

Penny

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When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.

Penny

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What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?

Dave

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• Added: March 07, 2012