Happy!
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyHappy! Season 2 Episode 3: "Some Girls Need A Lot Of Repenting" Quotes
Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.
Priest
Holy! I mean, jeepers. Imagine having to lug that thing around all day!
Happy
Happy: I should have guessed this was Sonny Shine's house. He always has the coolest stuff.
Nick: Huh. You want it, take it.
Happy: I can't steal from Sonny Shine! He's a beloved childhood icon!
Nick: He's a virus made of sewage.
Happy: Agree to disagree!
Nick: Look. Remember when I said what I want out of an imaginary friend?
Happy: A silent partner who helps you out when you need him and disappears when you don't.
Holy shit, Mer. This is the best crazy-person room I've ever seen.
Nick
Nick, look at this place. The woman is on the pipe!
Happy
Well, you can stop thinking about me and start thinking about Hailey because she is the one priority; she is the only priority. Shit. I'm supposed to pick her up from school.
Nick
I didn't think you'd show without the bitch squad.
Hailey
Hi. You almost got hurt back there. Aren't you a lucky little girl.
Smoothie
Happy: Nick?
Nick: Yeah.
Happy: Being your friend is complicated.
Nick: Yeah, you know. Relationships are complicated. That's the bitch about growin' up. Uh, well, time to sleep.
Happy: Goodnight, Nick.
Happy: Holy guacamole, it's Dayglow Doug!
Nick: Who the fuck's Dayglow Doug?
