Adam: Jenna said she's leaving is that true?
Harry: She thinks she is... she probably just having...... God it's been so long since I've had one I forgot what they are called.

Ollie: Can you give me a break?
Cassie: [hands a lolly pop] Here, can I finish speaking to the nice grown-up now?

Judge, I move for cause, on the grounds of "stupid".

Tommy

Cross: I have a rather serious matter to discuss if you don't mind.
Harry: I do actually, beat it. I'm not receiving today.

He was let go due to budget cuts, know how I know? Because right here [points] it says "budget cuts".

Principal

Ok let's pretend for the moment I care. You want to what.. sue? And pay me on a teacher's salary, which you no longer have.

Pastor: Are you a Christian Ms. Korn?
Harry: No, I'm Jewish.
Pastor: Ah!

Zack: He said good things would come. I was destine to get into Harvard.
Harry: He who? Did God tell you that you would get into Harvard?

They like me, they like you, they don't like her. Let's get it done!

Puck

Harry: Can't we all just behave as grownups here?
Roseanna: No... I don't do that.

Cassie: You want me to help you scam Medicaid?
Tommy: I do.

Did you at least thank him before you slapped the cuffs on him?

Harry's Law Quotes

Harry: Are we ok Marty?
Marty: Why wouldn't we be?
Harry: You told me to go to hell.
Marty: Well, it's not I won't be going there too; you know that better than anyone right?

Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.