Annabeth: He's not leading me on. I am completely over Lavon Hayes.
George: Wait, what? You are?
Annabeth: Yes, and you know how I know? Because the second you walked in the door with Tansy, I couldn't stop wanting to murder you!
George: So you do like me?
Annabeth: Yes! You moron!

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Zoe: What's going on?
Wade: Zoe, I am freaking out.
Zoe: About what?
Wade: Well I just met Chet, Magnolia's little boyfriend. This cocky, annoying little bastard thinks he's God's gift to women because he rides bulls at the rodeo.
Zoe: I have a feeling I know where you're going with this.
Wade: Zoe, he's me. He's younger me, and we have to raise one of those.

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• Added: February 21, 2015

George: I would just like to say that I have thought about it, and I take it back.
Annabeth: Take what back?
George: Asking you out.
Annabeth: You can't take it back.
George: Why not?
Annabeth: Because you already asked.
George: But you said no.
Annabeth: That is not the point.
George: Well I clearly was not in my right mind.
Annabeth: Because someone in their right wouldn't ask me out?
George: Exactly.
Annabeth: Excuse me!?

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• Added: February 21, 2015

Lavon: That's it? You're just gonna walk away and not say anything else?
Lemon: What else is there to say?
Lavon: I can't wait around forever, Lemon. If you won't have me then I will find someone else who will.
Lemon: Good. Good for you. Goodbye Lavon.

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• Added: February 21, 2015

Zoe: We were just positive that we were having a girl on account of me being a girl, which I can now see wasn't a totally logical assumption.
OBGYN: Especially for a doctor.

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• Added: February 21, 2015