Now that I am dating two men, I don't have the mind I used to

Lemon

• Permalink: Now that I am dating two men, I don't have the mind I used to
• Added: March 21, 2014

I am too pretty to die

Magnolia

• Permalink: I am too pretty to die
• Added: March 21, 2014

I better buy more glitter!

Brick

• Permalink: I better buy more glitter!
• Added: March 21, 2014

Lemon is the new black

Wade

• Permalink: Lemon is the new black
• Added: March 21, 2014

Mom, you don't have to keep buying my love with high end appliances!

Zoe

• Permalink: Mom, you don't have to keep buying my love with high end appliances!
• Added: March 21, 2014

Lemon texted me she was coming back and she didn't even use emojis!

Brick

• Permalink: Lemon texted me she was coming back and she didn't even use emojis!
• Added: March 21, 2014

Cricket: I think the Belles are going to vote me out tomorrow
Annabeth: I think so too...

• Permalink: I think so too...
• Added: February 10, 2014

(To Zoe and Wade) You're just like Romeo and Mrs. Romeo.

Earl

• Permalink: You're just like Romeo and Mrs. Romeo.
• Added: February 10, 2014

Just point me in the right direction and push...

Earl

• Permalink: Just point me in the right direction and push...
• Added: February 10, 2014

You have keep distracting my mom, just talk about her favorite subject.... Herself.

Zoe

• Permalink: You have keep distracting my mom, just talk about her favorite subject.... Herself.
• Added: February 10, 2014

As much as I'd like to watch my ex shove his throat down my newly found cousins throat, I have to go to work.

Zoe

• Permalink: As much as I'd like to watch my ex shove his throat down my newly found cousins throat, I...
• Added: February 10, 2014

I'm up to my ears in meringue

Annabeth

• Permalink: I'm up to my ears in meringue
• Added: February 10, 2014