Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 3 Quotes
Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?
Danny Williams
Okay, let's be honest. We're not exactly the Waltons. You're a former spy who faked her own death twenty years ago...I got issues, Mom! I got trust issues!
Steve McGarrett
Catherine Rollins: I don't want to get in the way of your date with Danny.
Steve McGarrett: It's not a man date!
Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.
[Fantasy football]'s Dungeons & Dragons for sports geeks.
Steve McGarrett
Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.
You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.
Danny Williams
Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.
Danny Williams
I suggest you try something with a little more fiber, cause you are clearly full of crap.
Doris McGarrett
Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.
Danny Williams
No one could match my father's abilities. No one would lay a hand on him, because no one could.
Maggie Hoapili
Mick Logan: You told me to keep an eye on your mother.
Steve McGarrett: An eye, not a hand, not any other body part.
