Sang Min: You must have been a bad boy to end up here, lieutenant.
Chin Ho Kelly: I didn't do anything.
Sang Min: Yeah, that's what we all say.

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.

Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]

Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.

Eric: Dude, why do you have so much ranch dressing?
Bullwinkle: Uh, because it's DELICIOUS?

Eric: I'll wait out here.
Danny Williams: It's college, it's not a virus--you can't catch it.

Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?

Check these lapels, huh? Tony Montana style!

Sang Min

Kamekona: You all can redeem your tickets as soon as I get my pilot license
Kono: Wait, wait wait? You bought a helicopter and you don't have your license yet?
Kamekona: Technicality sister.

Steve: The kid's a smartass.
Catherine: Takes one to know one.

Hawaii Five-0 Season 3 Quotes

Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Catherine, I want you to help me find my mom.
Catherine: I thought you told Witness Protection you wanted kept secret even from you.
Steve: Yeah, that was before I found out she had a chance to kill Wo Fat and let him get away.