I'm not taking fashion advice from a man wearing clothing with his face on it.

Hirsch [to Kamekona]

Friends, family, anyone you care about, get them off that island.

Salaam [to McGarrett]

Whatever you do, don't open a restaurant. One bad Yelp review and you can kiss your pension goodbye.

Tanaka [to Danny]

McGarrett: Buddy, I need help finding this place.
Danny: Follow the gunshots.
McGarrett: Copy that.

Tanaka: Williams, I got your back.
Danny: I wish that made me feel better.

Danny: Good job. You didn't have to ...
Jenny: Yes, I did.
Danny: Thank you.

Jenny: He's safer with me unless you two went to nursing school while I removed his G tube.
Danny: What's a G tube?
Jenny: Exactly.

Danny: Don't move.
Tanaka: He's a little tense.
Jenny: No kidding.

Forget what I've told you about driving like a crazy man and get here.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Tanaka: This can't be a coincidence.
Danny: No, it can't be.

McGarrett: Why are the instructions in the trash can?
Danny: Because I didn't think I'd need the instructions to put together a child's bed.

Kono: I don't get it. Why didn't you tell me?
Adam: I don't know. I guess I just didn't want to let you down.
Kono: You can never let me down. Just never lie to me again.

Hawaii Five-0 Season 7 Quotes

Whatever it is that she saw, it literally scared her to death.

Max

Max: Everybody on the island knows of the well-documented paranormal incident.
McGarrett: Everybody except for Detective Williams.