Hirsch: Cleaning up crime scenes may not be glamorous but at least I can look at myself in the mirror every day.
Tani: Not everyone can say that.

You have the right to stop running your mouth.

Grover [to thief]

I'm not an influencer, but I do have enough followers to get the word out.

Hirsch [to Tani]

So if we find out who's defacing this guy's art, it's possible we'll find our killer.

McGarrett [to Hirsch]

Wait. Are you telling me a man you share DNA with doesn't like to talk about his feelings? Fan me. I feel faint.

Tani [to Junior]

We weren't all blessed with the Noshimuri cheekbones. Some of us have to make an effort to look good.

Grover [to Adam]

Grover: This proves there was an eyewitness.
McGarrett: Unless the killers find her first.

Natano: Go. It's OK.
Junior: You sure?
Natano: I'll be OK.

Keep these mouth breathers away from me and don't let them paw me. I hate to be touched.

Danny

Jerry: Could be a member of a vampire community.
Junior: That's a good one. Wait. He's not joking.

You and [Amanda] has something in common. You both have no impulse control.

Danny

McGarrett: I can handle myself.
Amanda: I bet you can.