[to Thomas] Pajama pants and cowboy boots are a good look on you.

Jack

Scarlett Jo: You need a trim down there, Bill.
Bill: They don't call me Wild Bill for nothin'. I got untamed pubes.

Thomas, your granddad ain't in heaven. He's in hell, where people go when they kill themselves.

Carol

Carol: Please sit.
Ace: Dad's burnin' flesh kinda ruined my appetite.

Crystal: You're gonna be a great face.
Bobby: Thanks.
Crystal: Ace loved bein' a face, but he wasn't so good at turnin' on his smile. I guess now he won't have to.

Jack: Thank you for givin' up your bed. Thomas should be down here.
Ace: Basement's scary. Even now.

Ace: Do you think Dad's in hell?
Jack: You didn't listen to mom you're entire life. You're gonna start now?

Ace: Do you have to be an asshole to be a heel?
Jack: Are you askin' or are you calling me an asshole?

Heels Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Scarlett Jo: You need a trim down there, Bill.
Bill: They don't call me Wild Bill for nothin'. I got untamed pubes.

[to Thomas] Pajama pants and cowboy boots are a good look on you.

Jack