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Bill: It’s The Condemned, Charlie boy.
Gully: It’s fuck you, Bill.
Ace: It’s weird havin’ people actually like you.
Jack: Someday, you’ll have to let me know how that feels.
Bill: Hamburgler was a deep cut.
Willie: And Adam Ant. Must’ve watched a lot of MTV.
Gully: Cheese and crow. You wanna play fuck fuck? Spin the wheel. I too should have been more granular, so let’s get granular now. Ace’s Blair Witch Project is gonna get his ass kicked my ring next week. End of discussion!
Jack: It’s a slow-burn character, Charlie. He’s not gonna wanna do it!
Gully: That’s your problem to fix. Talk to your brother. And you better book The Condamned win the fucking card next week and pray that I don’t zipline down and fuck him up in whatever whimsical way I feel like fuckin’ improvising at my fancy. I’m trying to fuckin’ work with you guys, man. I’m trying to fuckin’ work together. I’m trying to be a fuckin’ partner. You’re not makin’ it fuckin’ easy. Fuck you!
Bill: Intrigued about how to play fuck fuck.
Willie: Apparently, there’s a wheel.
Dystopia was supposed to end the night up with the ring invasion. Instead, we end the night down in front of a thousand people.
Gully
I come to you a damned soul in search of redemption. I will break free. I will not stop until my redemption is obtained. I am The Condamned.
The Condemned
Jack: How’d I know you were going to give yourself a starring role in all this?
Rooster: I knew you weren’t gonna give me one. It’s an every man for hisself type of world.
Diego, tryin’ to follow your train of thought is like tryin’ to fuck a kangaroo in the cone of a tornado.
Bill
Bill: So, Alvin, what you’re tellin’ me is that when your knees started hurt, you turned into a giant pussy who likes dogs and froyo. Or do I have that incorrect somehow?
Alvin: Is this a bit, Sporto?
Bill: Honest question.
Alvin: ‘Cause if you want to do a bit-
Bill: I want an answer.
Alvin: I’m a happy man, Sporto. Most of our generation are crippled, broken, or dead. One way or another, we were all addicted — the crowd, the adrenaline, to stand in the center of that ring. So when I see you still clawing away on that same damn hill, I understand, and I cheer for you, but I don’t wish I was you.
Jack is gone. Ace is gone. I need you to be ring general out there, not number one jackass on the jackass most wanted list. Help me keep the group focused. Coach ‘em up, keep ‘em disciplined. Got it?
Willie [to Bill]
Would you take my olive branch out of my bum, Jack? That way, we can have peace, profit, and by the way, we can have olives. You like olives, Rooster?
Gully [to Jack]
