Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

The opossum was... meant for me!

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

I know. I love you. I wish I didn't. But I can't help it.

Dr. Cuddy

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Religion just killed another person.

House