Popular House Quotes
Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.
Cuddy : I have a case for you.
Dr. Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.
House: Quite the opposite.
Dr. Wilson: You have to wait for her to be ready.
House: Great advice. You pretend that I'm gonna do that.
We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.
Ignore her. She's on acid.
Good thing I brought my axe cane.
And the bitch is back.
Park: Why would you lie about that?
Chase: To avoid conversations like this.
Sometimes, the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.
I killed a man.Thirteen
She's brilliant, but new to the real world.Foreman [about Masters]