Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.

Cuddy : I have a case for you.
House: Beer?
Cuddy: Amnesia.

Dr. Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.
House: Quite the opposite.
Dr. Wilson: You have to wait for her to be ready.
House: Great advice. You pretend that I'm gonna do that.

We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.

Ignore her. She's on acid.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

And the bitch is back.

Park: Why would you lie about that?
Chase: To avoid conversations like this.

Sometimes, the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.

I killed a man.

Thirteen

She's brilliant, but new to the real world.

Foreman [about Masters]

House Quotes

Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.