You are the diabolical, yet benevolent puppet master.

Wilson

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House: Do you know why you're black?
Patient: Because God loves me more than he loves you?

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The opossum was... meant for me!

House

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You got a girl pregnant. You're still just a guy.

House

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Mom and dad gave you a chance... and a second... and a third. I'm not about to give you a 54th.

Foreman

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Wilson: I think you're actually being nice.
House: Oh, shut up.

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I've known my brother for over 30 years. You haven't even known him a day.

Foreman

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Wilson: Are you out of your mind?
House: As a former psychiatric patient, I take exception to that terminology.

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House: How old do you think I am?
Patient: I don't know. Vietnam age?

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Taub: It's not porn.
House: Bummer.

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Wilson: What are you doing?
House: Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water.

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