House Quotes
Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, they're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara.
(To Cuddy) If it turns out she has Meningitis, you're right, you win. But if we go back downstairs and she dies, pfft... your face will be so red!
Dr. Cuddy: Dr. House! Need you here.
House: Sorry, lots of sick people - might catch something.
Vogler: In the morning, I expect you in my office with your letter of resignation and plans for a public apology, otherwise I'll destroy you.
House: So that's a 'no' on us being squared away.
House: She's doing better.
Rachel: Oh, thank God.
House: Technically, Alexander Fleming. He developed antibiotics. Pneumonia's under control, and from now on, what say you stick with human food.
Dr. Cuddy: It's not cancer.
Patient: It's not gonna kill me?
Dr. Cuddy: It's hemorrhoids.
I really should have kept Cameron. She knew where to find the sugar.
Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree.
Dr. Cameron: I thank you because it means something to me, to be grateful for what I receive.
House: You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.
House: But, when you're 4th down, 100 to go, in the snow, you don't call a running play up the middle. Unless you're the Jets.
Dr. Cameron: I hate sports metaphors.
House: I am selling my soul.
Dr. Wilson: Just a little piece. And you are getting something in return.
House: I said I was selling it. I didn't say I was giving it away. That would be immoral and stupid.
You have kids! How novel! That changes everything. So if Mommy has heartburn, one of them might catch on fire.
