Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.

Ted

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• Added: February 09, 2010

This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.

Barney

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• Added: February 09, 2010

It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog.

Don

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• Added: February 09, 2010

I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!

Robin

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• Added: February 09, 2010

Isn't there always a hotter girl?

Lily

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• Added: February 09, 2010

Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.

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• Added: February 09, 2010

Magic phone guys - magic phone.

Barney

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• Added: February 09, 2010

I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women and I don't want to take the subway because, you know - germs.

Barney

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• Added: February 09, 2010

Dibs on his wings.

Robin

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• Added: February 09, 2010

Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me.

Barney

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• Added: February 09, 2010