How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
I'm in the upright and locked position.
Barney
Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.
Barney
You "right now-ed" Scooter?
Marshall
Poster whore.
Lily
I've been the hookee and the hooker.
Robin
Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
Lily
I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.
Tiffany
Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.
Barney
Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.
Ted
This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.
Barney
It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog.
Don
I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!
Robin
