How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.
Ted
I don't know, homegirl is pretty diabolical.
Marshall
New York is never finished Theodore. She's a lady only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. Do not miss your turn.
Barney
First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me.
Ted
That's how you do an evil laugh! Ciao for now.
Barney
Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'Gine
Barney
Barney : Let's see, what club should we hit first ? There's club “Wasâ€, there's “Wrongâ€...
Marshall : Those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney : Oh no !
Marshall : Yeah “Oh No†shut down too !
Ted : There's “Whereâ€.
Jerry : Where's “Where†?
Lily : “Whereâ€'s where “Was†was isn't it ?
Barney : No “Was†wasn't where “Where†was, “Was†was where “Wrong†was right ?
Jerry : Okay...
Ted : No “Okay†that place is lame.
Robin : “Okay†is lame ? I thought “Lame†was a gay bar... Or is that “Wrong†?
Marshall : That's wrong, that's not “Wrongâ€.
Barney : Guys, focus !
Robin : Oh I like “Focus†let's go there !
Ted : Where ?
Robin : Not “Whereâ€, “Focus†!
Lily : I thought “Focus†was closed ?
Barney : No, “Was†was closed, once “Was†shut down it reopened “Is Closedâ€
Marshall : “Closed†is opened !
Robin : No, “Closed†is closed.
Kids, don't drink tequila.
Ted
Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?
Ted
I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
Ted
Show me chicken wings!
Barney
Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Lily
