How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Robin, no one watches the news unless it's a car chase or a nip slip.
Barney
Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry!
Barney
Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?
Random Girl: How can you not remember my name...it rhymes with your name?
Barney: And I said my name was?
The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.
Robin
Marshall you can't pay your mortgage with hacky sacks and good vibes.
Barney
Marshall and I have been together for fifteen years and the only debate about Tommy Boy we've ever had, is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love bitch!
Lily
Ted: Why would you do that?
Zoey: I thought you'd like it?
Ted: Who likes that?
Zoey: I like it!
No you were right. A kid needs a hoop.
Barney
J.J.: I got a paper route.
Barney: Bah! Good time to get into print media right Dad?
No Barney, I'm never going to talk to my dad again.
Marshall
So then all the county judges started shouting "More Quiche, More Quiche!!!"
Jerry
