How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.
Barney
Mr. Eriksen: Lily, I understand you and Marshall have been fighting. Well, let me tell you what works for me and the Mrs: Some frilly French undies and a box of wine.
Ted: Gotta see her ankles.
Robin: You're one of those? I swear, one in five guys.
I have read eleven books on conception. I have cut out alcohol, caffeine and sugar. I take my temperature every hour, but good for you for not playing with yourself.
Lily
Lily: Whoa, wait. A big package just arrived.
Marshall: Yeah it did!
Lily: No it's a real package, from your dad.
Marshall: Well that's a little weird, but yeah it is!
Ah you're exquisite; you must let me paint you.
Barney [to Robin]
This, what you're doing right now? I'm getting a De-rection.
Barney [to Robin]
OK, I'm ready to have sex now.
Robin
Robin, seriously, I love you, but it's like you have squiggly carton odor lines coming off you right now.
Barney
Ted: She's got her shields up anyway; she's reading a book.
Barney: Yeah! At a bar! The book might as well be called Are Ya There Barney? It's Me Horny. That is not what "shields up" looks like. (Enter Robin disheveled) THAT is what "shields up" looks like.
Barney: Oh yeah? Be my guest. Fall in love with her, get married. Just know this, when I step up to make my toast as your best man?
Ted: Actually Marshall will probably be my-
Barney: AS YOUR BEST MAN!!!
Marshall: Let's go through the checklist...candles?
Lily: Check.
Marshall: Music to set the mood?
Lily: Check.
Marshall: Music for when we're actually doing it?
