How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Nora: I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
Barney: Hahaha, what's that like?
Cardiologist: What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.
Barney
Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
And I thought Pompeii was smoking.
Barney
Who is this flower child and what has he done with my lion hearted friend Ted Mosby?
The Captain
Maritime Protocol demands physical retribution!
The Captain
Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.
Lily
With great penis comes great responsibility.
Barney
I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!
Barney
We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.
Barney
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
