Jessica: As you know, I'm not easy to be married to.
Ray: You were okay.

• Permalink: As you know, I'm not easy to be married to. You were okay.
• Added: July 19, 2010

Tanya: I came to return Horny Patty.
Lenore: Thanks, but this is my dog now... Horny Patrick.

• Permalink: I came to return Horny Patty. Thanks, but this is my dog now.....
• Added: July 19, 2010

Tanya: Frankly, 40% is too high of a commission for you.
Lenore: Frankly, I think 0% is too high of a commission for you, Tanya.

• Permalink: Frankly, 40% is too high of a commission for you. Frankly, I t...
• Added: July 19, 2010

Damon: Pauly K calls me Gaymon.
Ray: What? Well that kid just got benched.

• Permalink: Pauly K calls me Gaymon. What? Well that kid just got benched.
• Added: July 19, 2010

Darby: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high school? Paul Kosenevick.
Ray: What? Pauly K? I was never a shortstop.

• Permalink: Do you ever wonder what kind of guy Dad would be like in high sc...
• Added: July 19, 2010