I watched the ball fly and I watched it fade, and everything stopped. And as home grew closer and my team waited there for me to cross the plate I realized...that my shoulder was f*cking killing me.

Ray

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• Added: August 23, 2010

You never notice guys like me and now guys like me...we rule the fuckin' world.

Ronnie

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• Added: August 23, 2010

Ray: You ever think Ron, maybe she's allergic to you?
Ronnie: Fuck you!

• Permalink: You ever think Ron, maybe she's allergic to you? F**k you!
• Added: August 23, 2010

Jessica: Don't you wanna know why I'm unhappy?
Ray: You're unhappy?

• Permalink: Don't you wanna know why I'm unhappy? You're unhappy?
• Added: August 23, 2010

I'm a person, not an ATM machine.

Francis

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• Added: August 23, 2010

I peed on home plate, I'm not a vandal.

Damon

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• Added: August 23, 2010