Hung Quotes
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.
Tanya
Patty: Well, having sex with that guy [Ray] is like doing coke. It's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.
Tanya: That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
Patty: But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.
Damon: Powell's not into labels, Dad. And quite frankly, neither am I.
Ray: Okay, Damester. (voice-over) Now, I'm not above admitting George Clooney is a handsome man, but this was a whole other thing.
Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
Tanya: Thanks.
I was a vegetarian once, and then I realized that if fish was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Pierce.
Pierce
Horny Patty: Oh, I'm having a good time.
Ray: Good.
Horny Patty: Let's fuck.
Ray: Well.
Horny Patty: That's something else I never say. God it's sounds so great.
Ray: Shit, you can say it again if you want to.
(to Ray) I divorced a boy to marry a man.
Jessica
Tanya: You mean, Patty the proofreader?
Lenore: Yeah, she's the horniest woman I've ever met. Doing it right there at her desk.
Tanya: No, she was not. She was concentrating.
Lenore: Yeah, concentrating on getting fucked.
Look, T-Brain, this is your problem. You over-think. If you want sex, look in the sex ads. It's Pimp 101.
Lenore
(to Ronnie) How did you get the girl? How did a guy like you get the girl from a guy like me?
Ray
Ronnie is right here. There is no need to speak about him in the third person. (turns to face Ray) You see, Ronnie wasn't on the barbecue because he was busy working in his office.
Ronnie
Floyd: It was great to see you, Tanya.
Tanya: Well yeah, fuck you, Floyd!
