Popular In Plain Sight Quotes
Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.
Since taking an early retirement from the hubcap business, Carlos has gone a little hippie granola. In addition to his alpacanomics, he fancies himself a bit of a shaman.
Marshall
Little girl: He's not feeling too good. Pooped all over our energy garden.
Mary: Well, you've got an energy garden. You kind of had it coming.
Family is never perfect. All it is really, is yours.
Mary
I was on the right path all along. I just didn't know it.
Carlos
Give my regards to the sweat lodge and / or asylum.
Mary
Marshall: I told her that was out of the question.
Mary: Well that always works with teenagers, 'out of the question.' Next time maybe take 'over my dead body' out for a spin.
Marshall: It's better than Fallujah. That's our new bumper sticker right?
Mary: It's either that or WITSEC: It's not just for mobsters anymore.
Mary: No, not the actually face.
Marshall: Not my favorite face.
Major Provo: Well, according to Sue he's been battling insomnia, emotional detachment, disproportionate outbursts of anger. Guess what those are symptoms of.
Marshall: Pregnancy?
Peter: Peter, Brandi's fiance. Have we met?
Brandi: Ah, yeah. She kind of arrested me.
Peter: That's right. Family dinner. Got it. That was fun.
Mary: All I'm thinking now is how I could eat my body weight in blue corn enchiladas, soft beef tacos, and I want to say a side of sauerkraut?
Provo: Sure, who doesn't enjoy Mexican with a side of sauerkraut.
