I'm with you every day. If you're having a baby, trust me, we're having a baby

Marshall

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Look, we're stuck in 1985. Daddy can't deal with his gay son. All I need now are my acid wash jeans and a scrunchie.

Mary

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Great, our witness is Archie Bunker except, you know, not funny.

Marshall

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Perfect is overrated. Put that in Latin and it's the Shannon family motto.

Mary

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Brandi: Do you have any pictures of Dad?
Mary: I can dig up one of his wanted posters.

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• Added: June 19, 2011